1.21.2005
|10:42 am|
I am back from ns haha
Let me give you some facts in tekong
1) The shit theory:
When a recruit got into trouble, he would throw the shit at the highest position which is the
C.O , then C.O will throw the shit with his own shit at the O.C, the P.C will get the shits and he will throw it at the P.S accompany with his own shit, then P.S will throw the shit at the sergeants and the sergeants will throw every single shit back at you and you got alot of shit....
2) The papaya theory:
In the camp, try not to say yah to anyone who is higher rank than you, if not he will reply yah yah papaya and you will kana... finish drawing 100 papayas and hand to him.... you sure won't get constipation...
3) The water theory:
When we have water parade, we usually drink half or full bottle.... the theory behind it, do not leave any single trace of water on the floor or you are in for it.... But what did the sergeants told us to do when we cleared up the water collection point... Pour all the water in the metal dispenser away in the drain....
4) The bird shit theory:
Better march properly because they will complain even a single mistake and will comment your stamping of boots are like bird shits... without any coordination... Also , our boots can use as spade too because the sergeants always say dig your boots in.....
5) The clock theory:
Tekong's clock and watch seem to be alot faster and the recruits always suffer because the sergeant will say you have 1 minute to fall onto the road and you have 30 seconds left......
6) The pumping theory:
This is what I call the no punishment pumping..... When the sergeant told you to pump 20...
When you say too soft, they will say start and zero and by right you should shout one but by left you must shout zero..... And when they say start from minus 10, when you have done 10 push ups, you should reach zero and that is when he will say, see I only give you zero pushups, I am so good to you all...
7) The Highway theory:
By right a highway should be crowded with cars but there is one unique highway which has more soldiers than cars and possibly the only highway you can walk freely on... That is the tekong highway... Maybe Singapore should have more of this type of highway then the pollution will not have been so bad.. Rocky rules!!!
Hope you all will like it haha
Won't tell you about my life in ns but from the facts you should know lar...
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